The Silly Season

Yesterday I saw a truck on the beltway that was covered in right-wing bumper stickers.  I think it’s great that folks plaster their vehicles with political bumper stickers because it’s like the “Belling of the Cat” – every political bumper sticker, no matter what’s on it, says the same thing to me: “we will never be friends.”  So there I was, tailgating and reading them all, and enjoying myself.  And laughing.  They were all pretty dumb, but I thought this one was especially stupid:

Well, yeah.  That might be close to correct.  But so what?  The implication of course, is that somehow, something that the Kenyan, socialist usurper has done has caused gas to go up to $3.85 a gallon.  Oooh!  That Obama! [shakes fist at sky].  But…um, wasn’t something else going on in the beginning of 2009 when Obama became president?  Let’s take a look:

Oh yeah – the lesser depression!  Well, gee.  Prices were all hitting about rock bottom then, weren’t they?  And what was the price of gas just before the banks killed the economy?  About what it is right now:

Now I know perfectly well that things like this bumper sticker are not supposed to be true, just “truthy” to a certain type of person, in the hopes that it manipulates a few into voting against their own best interests.  But it’s kind of sad.  Sad that this kind of thing has already started more than 6 months before the election.

It’s going to be a long, stupid summer.

No One Could Have Predicted

Is anyone surprised by this?

“Two years after the Deepwater Horizon rig exploded and sank in the Gulf of Mexico, touching off the worst offshore spill in U.S. history, research into the disaster’s environmental effects is turning up ailing fish that bear hallmarks of diseases tied to petroleum and other pollutants….

Gulf of Mexico fishermen, scientists and seafood processors …are finding disturbing numbers of mutated shrimp, crab and fish that they believe are deformed by chemicals released during BP’s 2010 oil disaster.  …The dispersants are known to be  mutagenic, a disturbing fact that could be evidenced in the seafood deformities…[The] signs of malignant impact on the regional ecosystem are ominous: horribly mutated shrimp, fish with oozing sores, underdeveloped blue crabs lacking claws, eyeless crabs and shrimp – and interviewees’ fingers point towards BP’s oil pollution disaster as being the cause.”

Clearly, we are victims of over-regulation. DRILL BABY DRILL!

Year of the Dragon

Young Chinese performers dressed in dragon costumes prepare to perform at a temple fair to celebrate the Lunar New Year of the Dragon on January 22, 2012 in Beijing, China. Falling on January 23 this year, the Chinese Lunar New Year, also known as the Spring Festival, which is based on the Lunisolar Chinese calendar, is celebrated from the first day of the first month of the lunar year and ends with Lantern Festival on the 15th day.

Wow! I just noticed that I haven’t posted anything since Don’s birthday – 1/10/12. I am:

Worst.  Blogger.  Ever.

I got nuthin’.  Let’s see…put in a new laundry tub and faucet in the laundry room…still waiting for my Chinese iClone.  Apparently it’s on a boat…I made sure the two best pro football teams made it to the Superbowl…oh, wait…

Anyway, Happy Chinese New Year!

Top Time-Wasting Videos of 2011

I’ve been seeing several “Top 10 Viral Videos of 2011″ articles lately.  For the most part they all have the same videos – several laughing baby videos, honey bager (posted below in case you haven’t seen it), UC Davis Occupy protestors being pepper-sprayed, cat mom hugs baby kitten (awwww).  But I hadn’t seen the e Harmony video bio.   And it made me laugh.  When she tearfully says “I know I can’t hug every cat!” that’s when it becomes art.  I don’t care whether it’s fake or not.  It’s funny. 

Honey Badger Don’t Care! (not safe for work)

Red Velvet

Sorry, forgot to post for a couple days. I know you’re clicking the page all day long hoping for a post.  And I disappointed you.  Again.  Well, dry those tears, here’s something boring and banal!  At last!

Amanda invited John over for dinner. Gabe, Erin and Julian were supposed to come over, but Gabe isn’t feeling well, so they stayed home. Too bad – their loss. Amanda wanted a chuck roast, natch’. So we had that, potatoes and gravy, and those garlic beans everyone seems to like. And a red velvet cake. Yum!  Good food and interesting conversation – a good night.

Oh, on a humorous note, while I was making the gravy, I unscrewed the pepper cap on one of those huge Costco bottles of pepper and, funny thing, someone had removed the plastic strainer from the bottle so I dumped about a pound of pepper into the gravy.  HA!  It’s funny because it didn’t happen to you!  So we had powdered gravy mix instead.  Delicious!

Last time we had the beans, Erin wanted the recipe, so here you go:

1# green beans – French style are nice
3 tablespoons or so soy sauce
1 tablespoon or so balsamic vinegar
1 teaspoon sugar or Splenda
2 tablespoons or so sesame oil
2 teaspoons of crushed garlic

Steam the beans until tender, but not too soft. Cook the garlic for a minute or so in the sesame oil. Mix up the soy sauce, vinegar, and sugar and dump that in with the oil and garlic, then add the beans amd mix them up so that they are coated with the sauce. Eat the beans.